fuckyeah! HIMYM

BARNEY’S BRO MITZVAH
ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENTS

- Booze (Duh)
- Cigars (Duh)
- Strippers (Duh)
- Fear for our lives
- Mind-blowing entertainment
- Karate Kid appearance
- Spontaneous decision we regret
- Spend way too much $$$
- Lose a bro at some point
- At least one real moment between bros
- Ooh! Ooh! See a girlfight! Right?

dneedsanap:

So I’m 1/2 Icelandic… I was perusing my family tree (courtesy of Íslendingabók) and stumbled upon what must be an elaborate Barney Stinson playbook scheme dating back to 1656.  That’s right, I’m related to a Bjarni Steinsson… I half expect Barney to show up at my door now and say he’s traveled here from the past and needs me to help him have his way with women from the future to ensure that I’ll be born.